A paladin walks into a bar and sits down next to a warlock. The paladin asks for water from the warlock. “Look noob, I’m not a soft mage. I don’t make water.” the warlock says. The paladin asks him for water again. “Dude just go away! I’m not a freaking mage!” the warlock shouts. “Oh and here’s me thinking that locks could do something more useful than summon people and give them rocks,” the paladin says obnoxiously. The warlock then gets angry and punches the paladin in the face. The paladin lays there unconscious for a while, then the warlock laughs and says: “And here I was thinking pallys could tank….”
Aside from the fact that I have been neglecting my blog for a little bit, I’d been a rather busy girl! So here are a few updates at what Rosa has been up to!
Tags: achievement, friends, Naxx, raiding, Ulduar
…..Actually not. Sadly enough that every guild has that one member that thinks they are special and deserves special treatment. They have to be the center of attention and constantly whine when things aren’t “fair” to them. Unfortunately, we had that in our guild… until a few stepped up and did something about it finally.
Rosalyne did some really really hard work after lock tanking, lock healing and finally some much needed lock DPSing and got some upgrades in gear! Woot! She does it all!
Sorry everyone I took a long needed vacation with the hubby. Enjoyed time with just him and good food and even got to test a new food dish with him. It was nice getting away from the computer and the phones and all the crap that holds up our everyday lives and keeps us away from the important things, the ones you love.
But since things are back to normal and we came back to patch 3.1 (and another update) you’ll see me posting *COUGH*bitching*COUGH* in no time. 
My guild ran 10 man Naxx last night and can you believe it, three of the pieces that I needed dropped! But can you guess how many pieces I got? Zero? Can you guess how many I rolled on? One? Can you guess how pist I was last night? Extremely? Correct!
We went after Gothik, The Four Horseman and Patchwerk last night.
Usually, my guild sticks to the “honor system” which is if someone rolls once and wins an item, they can not roll again on gear that run unless no one calls it for main spec and they may roll for that item in the off-spec roll before it’s given to the guild enchanter to disenchant for the abyss crystals. (Once there is ten, everyone receives a crystal.)
- Heroic: The Arachnid Quarter
- Heroic: The Military Quarter
- Heroic: Besting the Black Dragonflight
- Sapphiron’s Demise
- The Arachnid Quarter
- Dehydration
- Lightning Struck
- Timely Death
- The Wyrmrest Accord
I’ve been a rather little busy bee! And when we ran Heroic Halls of Lightning, I finally got to replace my Cyanigosa’s Leggings with Woven Bracae Leggings and when I hit exalted with the Wyrmrest Accord I got to retire my Titan-forged Boots of Dominance into my PvP gear and replace it with some PvE raid gear (Sandals of Crimson Fury). Now if I can only get the last 12 emblems for my tier gloves and get my head and shoulder pieces.
And of course we all know that when you get exalted with the Wyrmrest Accord, you get access to the Reins of the Red Drake and I got one.. but it’s weird trying to land the damn thing! It’ll “land” but the drake will be still “fly” in the ground. I have to move forever or backwards to “land” and I got ganked on few herbs because of it. 
But I must say it’s more awesome than the Swift Purple Wind Rider that I was ridin’ around on.
Tags: achievement, exaulted, mounts, Naxx, raiding, Rosalyne
Don’t forget that Warlock’s are your best local physical training expert!
Out of shape? Need to get in shape? Can’t seem to find the motivation to run and work out those extra pounds now that you have a riding mount? No problem! Seek out a fellow Warlock, annoy them and BAM! You’ll be feared and running in no time!
By the time the Warlock has come to be done playing with their new toy… erm, I mean, helping you with your physical exercise, you will have lost those annoying pounds and be able to eat whatever you want! (Just stay away from the Noggenfogger potion…)
